awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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