well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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