Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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