If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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