I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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