Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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