is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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