Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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