So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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