I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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