He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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