Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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