Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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