butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Found your dick twin last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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