Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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