ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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