were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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