If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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