ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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