There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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