exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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