Duck Duck Cougar?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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