Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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