If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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