ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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