seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
