doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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