omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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