She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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