Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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