Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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