I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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