bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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