I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Are these your boobs on my camera?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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