kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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