Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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