my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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