You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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