So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Randomize
