ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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