i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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