I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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