Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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