3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
