ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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