Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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