I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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