its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
