Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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