If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize