do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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