so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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