i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
