I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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