Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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