I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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