My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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